Jayjay, Adventure, Excitement & Romance too

A reporter for Minmax Travel Advisory, my life loves and what the hell more do you expect of me?

Friday, April 07, 2006

It is with great sadness that we report the death of Jayjay

It is with great sadness that we report the death within Lawless of Jayjay killed by marauders in the vicinity of the Knoficar driven by the fugitive Jefratus .

Minmax Travel Advisory has authorised the recovery of her body by a team of three flexi-APC crews.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Oh forcrysay!

Oh forcrysay, have just been given the most exciting quest. I'm twitching with adrenalin. I'm going to LAWLESS!!!! They all depend on me. This is so fantastic. Have been given a reprogrammed and armoured Chuprassy. I thought he was a clumsy grabbass, but he's been reworked to be my perfect partner. This is incredible. We are going to flit to Lawless in a few minutes. They told me that everything depends on this mission. Don't have time to explain.

Won't be able to update my blog when in Lawless - no comms cables and all sigs jammed by marauders. So wish me a safe trip, and I'll get back to my blog as soon as I return. JAYJAY TO THE RESCUE ! This is going to be great!

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Secret assignation hazardous?

Left the details to the sysm, but the taxi says the secret assignation is in a hazardous zone. It has to get permission to take me there as obviously its under orders not to endanger passengers. Intriguing - why meet in a hazardous zone?

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Secret assignation

Received message from hotel reception. there's someone who wants to meet with me, hasn't left a name. Its a secret assignation. Its got me worried. Looking forward to it, maybe it will lead to something exciting, if you know what I mean.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Upgraded room

The new suite is real cute. Wild flowers, antique statues, bed in the middle of a meadow. Must be way too expensive eh? I'll call Stinky and maybe if I leave the vid on while I'm in my skimpies he'll be too occupied to question the bill. Mmmm, bad girl!

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Checked-into hotel

Checked into the hotel. Oh forcrysay, this room is so 'my mother' I can't stay here. Working for Minmax Travel Advisory you'd think we would get special deals on rooms. I'm going to upgrade, I'm sure I can get it by Stinky somehow.

Fined and looking fine

Oops, got fined for dangerous flying. Wow, that speedster - what can I say but Charooon!
I asked it to fly me to the max, I told it that I liked it rough, and wow, did it give me a ride!

On landing, who would have guessed, bumped into that tight ass Jones. He still hates me. He's here on some 'save a puppy' mission from the Knwaybe Defence League. Have to admit he's looking good, still a walker like me, hasn't given in to social pressure, but he's obviously worried about something. Hah, he was always worried about something, some poor suffering Compy then he'd suck on some Jo-Jo and crash into a gutter.

Sometimes I admired him for all that compassion, but he was never there when I needed him, and anyway he still hates me.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Minmax Travel Advisory

As a travel writer for the Minmax Travel Advisory I get sent to some interesting places in various parts of the cosmos, but mostly I end up in another tourist dive with the usual Disney Galaxy and Sioux Tribe Casino complex.

Today I arrived on Complexica, and I can tell you that it is dull, with added dullness and glipmses of boredom,
but I have hired a speedster to take a flight over the island. I'm going to get some fun out of this if it kills me